remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
so i just found a thing
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is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
is that even legal
lxvf:
Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
fun fact
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge
why is anything considered soft grunge
what is soft grunge
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
a haiku about doctor who:
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so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
