elsannaschocolate:

askprincessbonniebubblegum1:

peculiarbraindeer:

sounddsbeautiful:

peculiarbraindeer:

I think Elsa wakes up at night, dreaming of her parents and how she could have saved them - if only she had known….

WHY WOULD YOU POINT THIS OUT!?

I am sorry. :/ These things come to my mind and I cannot stop them!

go sit  in the corner and think about what you have done :’(

first of all who gave you the right 

overlypolitebisexual:

i have a total MANcrush on that guy in those MEggings and the GUYliner that’s eating a MANyogurt and probably washes himself with a MANwasher don’t forget i am a MAN haha total DUDE right here being so MANsecure about my MANsculinity i have to add the word MAN into everything i say to remind you

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

A message from Anonymous
can we fuck?
A reply from relahvant

zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 
like was that actually fucking necessary 

zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 

like was that actually fucking necessary 

tylerhoclin:

mukeandcashton:

fivesecondsof-ashton:

I swear I love this woman

casually bringing this precious thing back

MY SON IS NOT VEGETATION

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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spoken-not-written:

curlspray:

sixpenceee:

Who else can’t seem to stop shaking their leg?

That is called ‘Restless-Leg-Syndrome’. People who have it tend to sleep worse and suffer from depression.

well then

leonqueerwata:

ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture

and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”

(it needs to be charged)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.